The Lich Must Die!
So… Do you want to loot a dungeon? Or perhaps you’re one of those pesky do-gooders who wants to the save the world or some trite crap like that…
Well, go ahead! I’m waiting for you in my lair. If you ever DO make it here, I’ll kill you horribly, but not until I’ve made you crawl like a worm and serve me as a member of my mindless army of undead thugs… Oh wait, scratch that…Reverse it.
So yeah… Good luck peons.
You. Are. Screwed.